Nose Strip Defect
Brad is quite the snoring machine. Sleeping with him is a strange combination of love and cuddles and spooning and FORTHELOVEOFGODCOULDYOUPLEASEROLLOVER! He not only snores, but sweats, slobbers, drools and on a really lucky occasion, will steal all the covers as well.
A week or two ago after a few restless nights, I very sweetly asked Brad if he could possibly make a trip to the drug store and purchase the anti-snore nose strips. He went that very day. I love him. Now, apparently the strips only work if you apply them properly.
Let me just tell you that last night, I don’t think Brad applied it properly because as I laid in bed working on a sudoku, I started hearing some very strange growling noises. I ignored it for awhile realizing I live on the top floor of my buildings and no wild animals would be able to get me up there. Then I noticed it was coming from within my bedroom - from within my bed as a matter of fact. It was Brad, of course. The mis-application of the nose strips turns the snoring into a growl.
Great.
February 23rd, 2006 at 4:51 am
Hey Sis.
You know everyone has their own sleeping defect that can freak out sleeping partners. For example you usually sleep so still and quiet that you’ve had me waking up, bathed in sweat, freaking out because I thought you were dead!
Keld sleeps with his arms above his head (the same way as babies) and therefor frequently elbows me in the head, which is very painfull.
Emilie steals the covers, packs them around her and over her head, while smacking her lips as if she would like to eat you.
So even though snoring is annoying it doesn’t hurt or scare the hell out of you. This won’t help you though when Brad is annoying the hell out of you, sorry! Hope he figures out how to put the nose strip.
Love ya!