Random Occurances & Traffic Reports

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Last week at the Casting Studios I was in double session working on T-Mobile when I went to the Exhibit E and called out the names of all the actors who had signed in. The last one on the list was IP Dailey. For once in my life I was not screaming at the top of my lungs. I was very calmly and quietly announcing the names and asking them to come into my studio for a group explanation. I kept saying, “Who is ip? Ip? EYE PEE?? Who is ip or eye pee at Priviledge?” An assistant in the studio next to me started laughing and said, “Kathleen, it’s a joke.” “What’s a joke?” “At least I THINK it’s a joke.” “WHAT’S a joke??” It took me almost five entire minutes to understand why it was a joke and that it was supposedly funny.

As it turns out, my friend, Roman, totally Bart Simpson-ed me. Great. I still don’t think it’s funny.

So yesterday, Brad was at the studios for an audition and I was in my office working when he came bounding in. “Guess what? Roman just got another one. Jay Hayden just stood in the lobby yelling, ‘I.P.! I.P.! Come on people! I.P.! Who is I.P.?’ You’re not the only gullible person around! Roman got Jay too!”

And as it turns out, Jay was indeed standing in the middle of the lobby gesticulating with one arm and holding his other with his hand to his heart as if he was indicating that he indeed does pee daily.

At least I’m not alone in this world.

At not only that, at the same time in another studio, there was a little people casting going on. So picture Jay standing in the middle of a packed lobby full of hundreds of people and 50 little people. Jay was a little embarrassed. He came back to the offices and was like, “Thanks alot, Roman. I’m standing out there making an ass of myself and there’s a pack of midgets laughing at me. You made the midgets laugh at me!!”

At least I didn’t make the midgets laugh.

Sorry to my yella fellas but I got hit by an Asian driver today once again confirming the stereotype.  He wasn’t a SOTB Asian, thank the lord.  He spoke English perfectly well although he bitched about the fact that he had just picked up his Mercedes from the auto body shop after they’d replaced his entire front end.  To that I really REALLY wanted to shout, "Then stop fucking plowing into people!!"  Dumb shit.

Poor Chloe…  she looks so sad.  I know this photo makes it seem like nothing, but the damage is pretty extensive.  I hope they can fix her.  They’ll have to replace half the engine, the bumper, the headlights, the front panel, the hood, the wheel well, the axel, the tire, the hubcap and lots of other stuff that I don’t know what is.

On a lighter note, I’m sick of the Friendster ads in my blog, so I purchased www.knewlove.com yesterday and I’ll let you all know when I have it up and running.  Yay!

Today is Michelle’s birthday.  We will be partying it up this weekend - Hollywood watch out.

Gregg posted a comment to my post "Handicapped Restroom" the other day saying something about Larry David suing me.  Please explain.  I do not watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.  In fact, ask people in the know …They will tell you how enthusiastically I will explain to anyone who will listen that I find that show incredibly unentertaining.  However, I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Cheryl Hines.  She is such a nice lady.

We were casting real Home Depot associates today at store #1070 in a galaxy far, far away.  I think I might like to work in a suburban Home Depot.  All the employees were so nice and seemed to have so much fun.

Here are pictures of the disaster now known as our apartment.

 Ringo